ok. ah meng in da house.
today, a little malay boy, well
he totally pissed me off. guess
what that little arse did. he
was holding a 2 dollar note and he
was swinging it around in the
crowd when i left for my tuition
at the MRT station. then, this arse,
i don't know what feud he had with
me, in his past life or whateva, he
took the 2 dollar note and whack my
hand. WTH! if i wasn't in the crowd,
i would have 7-hit-pain-low-blow-combo
him and plus i will snatch his 2
dollar note and buy match attax :)
this may be evil but hahahahah. i am
as evil as that. believe it :) and
today, i got into a real big mess
with thuya and yue yang. i was just
playing with yue yang's file ( which
he was holding) and i intended to
return it to him until he opened up
my bag and took out my homework file
and refuse to return it unless i
returned him his file. ( and btw, if
you don't know, i HATE people who
open my bag without permission) so,
i got pissed off and threw yue yang's
file down a flight of stairs. when me
and yue yang were fighting, thuya acted
as the "middle-man" and tried to stop
us from fighting but instead, i hit
him on the shoulder and he had to back
off. i hit him real hard, though :(
all i want to say is that: SORRY THUYA
AND YUE YANG! :(

-Meng Captain Wong Arvaloi posted :D

Hi people, long time no c!! LOLz :) :p
sooooooooo sad,whole day do work!!! Mother lor...:(
not sure if this is counted as a joke...
There lived a girl in a house.one mornin, she complained 2 her mother that she had a stomachache.Her mother replied,saying tat it was bcause her stomach was empty.Later durin the afternoon,her brother complained tat he had a headache,n the girl replied saying tat was bcause his head was empty........LOLz!! :)
BTW,Thuya said on facebook tat he has slimmed down!!!Who believes tat are NOOBS!!!
-Cheryl K. :)

saturday, the rainy day :(
meng here. how i wish i could
skip some time, skip to november.
skip to next year. go to my bro
school, join his soccer club.
and i really intend to join our
school soccer team as the goalkeeper.
i need some opinions. should i?
or should i not? this thing has got
me pondering throughout this year.
i am now at www.taylorswift.com.
well, that's taylor swift's official
website. go to www.voteacm.com to
vote taylor swif as ACM entertainer
of the year 2010. hurry! but very
sorry to tell you, you need to make
an account to vote. i don't mind.
i just want taylor to be the ACM
entertainer of the year. ( only for
REALLY big fans like me :D) you
really have to look at this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxBSpHji2oo&feature=related
yes watch it. it's so damn cool.
and for HARDCORE taylor swift fans
( really like me) go to this website:
www.ahugfromtaylorswift.com
made by some BIGBIGBIG taylor swift fan
and taylor swift tagged on it!
ok i gtg tuition now. see ya.

-Meng Captain Wong Arvaloi posted :D

i'm back from the dead.
the date was 8th april 2010.
koh meng hang ( yes that idiot),
cooked his own index finger
flesh with his dumbass lighter.
i know, i know. you don't
have to keep repeating that he's
a noobshitz, a fagg*t, a whateva.
i don't really care! ( 'cos i know
words worse than that :D) ok.
i officially anounce myself as
'that' dumass that BBC news guy
reporter was saying. fine. i'm koh
meng hang. please refrain from
throwing 'xiao bai cai' at this
pitiful little thingthing here.
okay back to the serious things.
if some guy misunderstand me,
please do not freaking malign me
or i will, I SWEAR I WILL, really
chop off your sensitive parts. to
that mr anon: it was not that i did
not want you to go to bennett's house,
it is that bennett says you are hereby
PROHIBITED from his house. sad case,
sad life. i can't do anything. so,
please do not malign me or i will,
I SWEAR I WILL... wait. i think i said
that before didn't i? hmm. okay. cool.
AWESOME. ianbrooks, sorry the blog
was previously dead but i believe it
has been 'qi si hui sheng'-ed by this
little thingthing here. or you can
call him; THE MASTER OF... ANYTHING!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. MOJOJOJO! ( why do
i sound like i am calling jovan?) i
really gtg now. want to know the reason?
( i am currently blogging in the toilet,
saying that i am taking a poo ( which
obviously i am NOT) and i took around like
20min already. bye.)

-Meng Captain Wong Arvaloi posted :D

APOLOGIES! SORRY!
the pro is back here.
which apparently is meng here.
exam near the road-bend ( or corner)
everyone jyjy go good sec school.
i have made a promise. no more
F-BOMBS unless i really need to.
against people like thuya and francis,
i think F-BOMBS are gonna drop. sorry
is all i can say then. i'm so dead.
i haven't finish the social studies
project yet. ( at least i finished
the first project already, left the
advertisement.) okay. let me tell you
guys about the day at bennett's house
with me and soon wei there. me and soon
are playful monkeys so what do we do
first? " ben, where's your WII? can
we play two player?" ( this is me)
"BEN! I WANT YOUR FREAKING PSP! GO GET
IT FROM YOUR MUM! FASTER LAH!"
( this is obviously soon wei) then when
ben and soon were playing the WII, this
slave here, was doing the project. when i
was doing the project, soon kept saying
" BEN! AIM THE HEAD! DON'T WASTE PURE
TALENT! YOU ASSH*LE! ASK YOU AIM HEAD YOU
AIM STOMACH! YOU WASTING PURE TALENT LEH!"
then we were doing the advertisement, soon
said " milo is very good. i tried it before.
other than making you sportier, it makes
you better, better, and most importantly,
BETTER." ( all in british accent) oh.
i gtg liao. maybe next time DARLINGS.
LOLS :D

-Meng Captain Wong Arvaloi posted :D

Yo,
Its Bennett here.
Entertaining you,
well at least thats the least i could do.
Try to make a promise,
everyday i will put on jokes.
Well,
todays the first one...
It will be named,
The Adventures Of Ping And Pong!

Ping:Smack!(sound of hitting something)Smack!
Pong:....Hi Ping
Ping:Hi Pong!
Pong:What are you doing with the fruit?
Ping:I'm punching it.
Pong:Why?
Ping:Just now,a lady wanted me to give her a drink,
so I started getting a fruit and punched it.
Pong:So what does that have to do with punching a fruit?
Ping:Well,
she said that she wanted a fruit "punch".
Haha,
don't know if its funny for you.
So signing off now.

PS:Wish everybody taking SYF(including me)this month a good luck!

-Ben Captain Wong Renocide posted :D